Down with the guns!

So many things are running across my mind, all mapped out on what I should do next. But the thing is I don't know where to start! I'm just jumping all our the place like a nutcase. On a side note, I've been eating a lot of nuts and dried fruit nuts or whatever you call it these couple of days... maybe that explains why I've been quite the nutcase lately.

Here is one to enlighten the day with from the Steven Appleby's Encyclopedia of Personal Problems (not really what you think it is, it's a fun book, really an all time favourite - though some may think it is a book full of rubbish):-


"ANTHROPOMORPHISM
Many people have the problem of attributing their pet cat or dog with human characteristics. I find it helpful to think of my family in animal terms. Why don't you try it?

My wife is a lioness - so you'd better watch out or she'll tear your head off!
Our kids are a goat and three chickens, so there's no shortage of milks and eggs in our house.
We wanted to try for a cockroach, but if we'd had a fourth chicken that would be too many.
We keep two pet humans who pay their way by amusing the children - Peck Jim's ear! How old is Patch in chicken years?
They've been 'done', of course, and are both rather fat - Yawn...Let's sleep all day!
And me? Well, I'm a stick-insect... - Hey, watch where you're standing! "




OH, OH!!
If you do spot a zombie that looks a lot like me, please don't shoot! It might just be me.